Valentine Schmalentine

Who needs roses and romance when you’ve got sass, paws, and a partner-in-crime who really gets you? This collection is for dogs—and they're humans—who’d rather skip the mushy stuff. Perfect for pups who’d rather chase squirrels than Cupid’s arrows, and for humans who think Valentine’s Day is just another day. This anti-Valentine collection features witty slogans that say love is overrated, but snacks are forever. Rock Valentine’s Day your way—with attitude, humor, and zero pressure. Because who needs romance when you’ve got a dog that steals your heart and your snacks?

Valentine Schmalentine
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  • Tee shirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid trim on the neck, waist and sleeves.Tee shirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red plaid trim on the neck, waist and sleeves.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Basic Tee - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Basic Tee keeps fashion simple.  But not to fear pawesome furries, this basic style is far from basic! You're gonna love the comfort of this design, its relaxed feel and above all else, your stylish new look in fabrics made just for you!...
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    From $36.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Raglan style tee in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid sleeves, with solid red trim on the sleeve edges, neck and waist.Raglan style tee in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with red and pink plaid sleeves, with solid red trim on the sleeve edges, neck and waist.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Raglan Jersey - Red

    The Raglan Jersey may be a recognizable style, but Mon Ami adds an extra touch of spunk for your one-of-a-kind furry!  Raglan style sleeves start at the neck, as opposed to tee style sleeves which start at the shoulder seam.  Stretchy fabrics help pups...
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    From $36.00
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  • Dress with ruffle accents on the shoulders and girly double ruffle skirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, Valentine argyle plaid ruffles on the shoulders, a Valentine argyle plaid asymmetrical ruffle on top of a solid red ruffle skirt, as well as a coordinating trim under the shoulder ruffles in solid red.Dress with ruffle accents on the shoulders and girly double ruffle skirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, red and pink plaid ruffles on the shoulders, a red and pink plaid asymmetrical ruffle on top of a solid red ruffle skirt, as well as a coordinating trim under the shoulder ruffles in solid red.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - La Petite Shimmy Dress With Double Skirt - Red

    La Petite Shimmy Dress is the ultimate outfit for the girlie girl: so many ruffles!  Get your shimmy on, you feisty furries!  This stretch tank style offers ruffle accents at the shoulders and the hips.  The shoulder ruffle rests over basic arm trim while...
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    From $48.00
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  • Comfy Pajamas with Valentine argyle plaid sleeves and a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, sleeves and legs.Comfy Pajamas with red and pink plaid sleeves and a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, sleeves and legs.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - Mon Ami Jammies - Red

    The Mon Ami Jammies sound simple, but not when you look this pawdorable!  This option offers the highest level of relaxation in a fit that's nothing short of cutie patootie charm!  With a snap-up chest, your humans will appreciate the ease of getting you...
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    From $44.00
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  • Tank in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid trim on the neck, waist and shoulders.Tank in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, waist and shoulders.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Basic Tank - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Basic Tank is a great staple for any outdoor summertime activity.  The furry friendly fabric designs will keep you looking anything but basic!  You'll love the fit on this comfortable design.  With all of the stretch, you'll be dressed and ready for your...
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    From $32.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Bowtie in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. The center is made from Valentine argyle plaid trim. It's complete with attached elastic loops on the back to secure on dog collar.Bowtie in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. The center is made from solid red trim. It's complete with attached elastic loops on the back to secure on dog collar.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Bowtie - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    For the furry that prefers to accessorize, we've got you covered!  Try The Bowtie!   You'll be looking cuter than any gift wrapped under the tree this season!  The Bowtie is 5" wide by 2 1/4" tall.  It comes with two elastic bands on...
    $16.00
    $16.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Tank style in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid on the upper back and gathering at the yoke. Solid red trim is on the neck and shoulders.Tank style in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with red and pink plaid on the upper back and gathering at the yoke. Solid red trim is on the neck and shoulders.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Sophia Tank - Red

    The Sophia Tank is a stretch tank style with gathering at the yoke.  The subtle gathering, added with the pawdorable flutter edge hem, keeps this look classic and beautiful.  The underbelly trim keeps this style in place so you can keep strutting your stuff...
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  • Tee shirt style with flutter hem in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid trim on the neck and sleeves.Tee shirt style with flutter hem in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck and sleeves.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - Flutter Waist Tee - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Flutter Waist Tee is a fashionable twist on a relaxed clothing staple.  You'll have all the frilly flair with the flutter found on the hemmed edge of this tee.  There is no waistband on the back of this style; however, the underbelly trim...
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    From $36.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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    • Red And Pink Plaid
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  • Dress with ruffle accents on the shoulders and girly ruffle skirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid trim on the neck and ruffles, as well as a coordinating trim under the shoulder ruffles in solid red.Dress with ruffle accents on the shoulders and girly ruffle skirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck and ruffles, as well as a coordinating trim under the shoulder ruffles in solid pink.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - La Petite Shimmy Dress - Red

    La Petite Shimmy Dress is the ultimate outfit for the girlie girl: so many ruffles!  Get your shimmy on, you feisty furries!  This stretch tank style offers ruffle accents at the shoulders and the hips.  The shoulder ruffle rests over basic arm trim while...
    From $44.00
    From $44.00
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  • Tank with ruffle accents on the shoulders in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid trim on the neck, waist and shoulder ruffles, as well as a coordinating trim under the shoulder ruffles in solid red.Tank with ruffle accents on the shoulders in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with red and pink plaid trim on the neck, waist and shoulder ruffles, as well as a coordinating trim under the shoulder ruffles in solid red.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - La Petite Shimmy Tank - Red

    La Petite Shimmy Tank starts with a basic tank and turns it into a style that's flirty and fun!  And did we mention comfy?  Shimmy ruffles on top of your shoulders with coordinating basic trim peeking out underneath make this a fun staple for...
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    From $40.00
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  • Split back tee shirt using two coordinating fabrics: one side in Valentine argyle plaid and one side in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, sleeves and waist.Split back tee shirt using two coordinating fabrics: one side in red and pink plaid and one side in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, sleeves and waist.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The 2N1 Tee - Red

    The 2N1 Tee is suited for the finicky furry.  Not sure what to wear?  Wear two outfits in one!  The split back, color block feel sets this design apart.  But it doesn't stop there.  Sleeves are different, too, which plays well with the underbelly...
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    From $42.00
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  • Bandana in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. Design is reversible with Valentine argyle plaid on the opposite side.Bandana in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. Design is reversible with solid red on the opposite side.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Bandana - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Bandana option is perfect for pups that keep their style choices subtle.  Surprise - your style is reversible, so you'll get two looks in one!  The Bandana does not stretch.  But not to worry - the custom neck width also comes with two...
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    From $20.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Hoodie in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with a hood lined in Valentine argyle plaid trim, which is also found on the sleeve edges and waist.Hoodie in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with a hood lined in solid red trim, which is also found on the sleeve edges and waist.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Hoodie - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Hoodie option offers all of the ease of a basic tee with the added look of a fun hood.  The hood is fully lined and completely functional, but also looks on trend resting gently on the upper back.  While your pup will appreciate...
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    From $42.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Hair bow twisted with two fabrics: one side in Valentine Schmalentine and one side in Valentine Argyle Plaid.Hair bow twisted with two fabrics: one side in Valentine Schmalentine and one side in solid red.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Knot Bow - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Knot Bow comes in coordinating fabrics to match the delightful designs offered by Mon Ami.  These bows are approximately 4" wide and are available on an alligator clip or a French barrette that easily attaches to your pup’s top knot or pony tail....
    $10.00
    $10.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Sailor Bow in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. The center is made from Valentine argyle plaid trim. It's complete with attached elastic loops on the back to secure on dog collar.Sailor Bow in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. The center is made from solid red trim. It's complete with attached elastic loops on the back to secure on dog collar.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Sailor Bow - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    For the furry that prefers to accessorize, we've got you covered!  Try The Sailor Bow!   You'll be looking cuter than any gift wrapped under the tree this season!  The Sailor Bow is 5" wide by 6" tall.  It comes with two elastic bands...
    $20.00
    $20.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Scrunchie hair accessory in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images.

    Valentine Schmalentine - The Scrunchie - Valentine Schmalentine

    Humans gotta get in on the fun, too!  The Scrunchie is a great way to coordinate with your best furiend.  Get one to match your furry in his or her favorite outfits!
    $12.00
    $12.00
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  • Tee style in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid Valentine argyle plaid ruffles on the sleeve edges, as well as trim on the neck and waist.Tee style in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red ruffles on the sleeve edges, as well as trim on the neck and waist.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Shimmy Edge Tee - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Shimmy Edge Tee adds shimmy ruffles to the edge of each sleeve, keeping this style anything but basic.  This is a sweet style for pups that want a little flair but don't want to give up the ease and comfort of a tee....
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    From $40.00
    • Valentine Argyle Plaid
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  • Dress style tank with a girly ruffle skirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, shoulders and ruffles.Dress style tank with a girly ruffle skirt in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid pink trim on the neck, shoulders and ruffles.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Tank With Skirt - Red

    The Tank with Skirt is a basic tank design with a beautifully ruffled skirt.  While the style is simple, it is effective.  Girl pups don't have to forfeit fashion to play at the dog park.  She can have it all in this furbulous find!  This...
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    From $36.00
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  • Tee shirt with turtleneck in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with Valentine argyle plaid trim on the neck, sleeves and waist.Tee shirt with turtleneck in a dog friendly pattern that shows witty anti-Valentine phrases and fun images. It's complete with solid red trim on the neck, sleeves and waist.
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    Valentine Schmalentine - The Turtleneck Tee - Valentine Argyle Plaid

    The Turtleneck Tee takes a basic style and amps it up with much wider neck band, resulting in a higher neck line.  This is a great style for breeds that have a longer neck naturally, or for those pups who like a classic design....
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    From $40.00
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